#tumblrs, I thought you loved me…
Or at least loved to make fun of me. Remember? All those lulz we had at my expense. Remember? I was to be his protege.
So what changed? Why the ban? Weren’t the tenfold-per-hour kicks enough? Did your feet get sore?
Unrelated: Sweet Spicy Chili is the most delicious Dorito flavor I’ve ever tasted. And the packaging? Purple. Michael Ian Black doesn’t know what he’s talking about. If only I had known about them sooner. Things might have turned out differently, deliciously.
See what’s happening to me, #tumblrs? Without you all I have are Doritos to fall back on. Do you want to be held responsible for the souls of all the overly seasoned tortilla chips I’m about to consume? Yeah, think about that the next time you’re unable to make fun of me (to my webface) because I got booted.
Bet you feel miserable now. I’ll understand if you come cyber-crawling back to me, begging me to rejoin.
Aside: Your quote log’s pagination is backwards.
