Super Mario 64 DS Review by Ethan Sherbondy
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Super Mario 64 DS review, circa 2005. Smooth-talking commentator: One Mr. Ethan Sherbondy, age 13.
I can only hope that a kind internet soul out there might one day remix this and initiate an aural web phenomenon by which all others are measured. Come on, internet, do it for the children. Do it for the prepubescent teens. Do it for me. Do it live.
Note: My postings will probably be reduced to a sustainable frequency once submitting dark secrets from my past (and other assorted bits) stops being so outrageously fun. Read: Never. Read: In a couple of days.
