Rethinking tumblr’s customize interface

Tumblr’s customize page, in its current state, isn’t very usable. Editing a custom theme within the 180-pixel-high textbox provided is painful. I suspect most, if not all, theme designers exclusively edit their templates externally. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Tumblr’s interface cannot be held to the same standards as single-purposed, desktop-class text editing applications. What it should do, though, is at least function well enough for slight adjustments to be made sans the carpel-tunnel inducing scrolling.

The embedded preview page, too, is just as worthless. As noted previously by Matthew Buchanan, it fails to encompass all potential post types and lacks pagination. Furthermore, because it occupies 400 or so pixels of vertical space on most monitors, scrolling is required. Designers can’t possibly get a decent gist of a theme when they’re forced to scroll through the preview in chunks. To address these inadequacies, I propose some alterations be made to the customize page. Here’s a mockup of what I’d like to see done.

Most notably, this mockup features vertically separated tabs as opposed to the horizontal ones seen in the current interface. Text edit fields are resultantly wider and longer. If implemented, I’d expect the left editing portion of the page to have a minimum width of 640 pixels and be horizontally scalable to take advantage of screen real estate on larger, widescreen displays.

Also new is the view type bar along the top of the page. This would allow users to quickly swap between display modes. Edit mode expands the left frame to take up the entire page width, whereas preview mode similarly makes the page preview take up the screen.  Split is the view mode featured in the mockup.

Because the split view mode probably wouldn’t work optimally for tumblr users with narrower displays (1024 pixels wide and under), it’d be wise to implement page width detection, defaulting to edit mode for smaller screens. Even so, I’m pretty sure swapping between the edit and preview views as necessary is less problematic than today’s customize page.

Above is a mockup of the Theme tab under split view. I much prefer this. Syntax coloring would be ideal, but I’m guessing that’s insanely difficult to implement, so I can do without it.

Another idea I had for improving upon theme editing from within the customize page is shown. It’s called new theme from template.  When clicked, the text box is populated with the markup for Bill Israel’s/Richard Dunlop-Walter’s CustomCSS theme so that tumblr users can quickly compose a theme of their own without worrying about tumblr’s syntax.

Poorly written commentary and mockup inconsistencies/alignment issues aside, I hope you tumblefolk can see the logic behind this concept. If my suggestions are at all unclear or come off as poorly thought out, reblog with any queries and/or ideas of your own. Better yet, make even cooler mockups. I’d love to see them, and I can only hope David or whoever’s in charge of the customize interface listens to our suggestions and makes something amazing of them.

Tagged as: tumblr criticism
Brad Sucks

Making Me Nervous by Brad Sucks

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 60 Plays

Making Me Nervous by Brad Sucks. Once again found on MeFi. The man behind this operation, Brad, is extremely rad. Read the about page on his website and prepare to agree with me. He created the default sounds for Pidgin. You can’t get any awesomer than that. Oh wait, yes you can: did I mention he gives away his music for free? Because he definitely does (click download all for link to zipped album).

Brad, the only thing you suck is the teat of excellence.

Tagged as: free music

The Book of Love by The Harvey Girls

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 30 Plays

The Book of Love, extracted from metafilter, composed and sung by The Harvey Girls.

Tagged as: metafilter

Metafilter music»

I doubt many people are familiar with the music section of metafilter, wherein original pieces from the community’s members are submitted for the webpublic’s enjoyment. I’ve actually come upon some excellent songs (favorite in following post), but something slightly troubling is its lack of a download button for later, potentially offline, enjoyment. Sure, the RSS feed links you to the fifteen most recent submissions, and sure, a visit to Safari’s Activity window could direct you to the file’s location, but a sexier solution is called for.

And what is it called? Why the Mysterious Musical Metapirate, naturally. It has bookmarklet support too, so you know it must be cyberhip and cybertrendy. If people actually went to MeFi music for their melodious yearnings, this would probably be a well used webapp. For now, its target audience of two is satisfied, and that is enough.

Note: Metapirate was implemented entirely by Hao Lian. I provided only immoral support.

Tagged as: internet things
Mmm… summer reading. I’m trying to work my way through all of Vonnegut by September. That man consistently expounded the most meaningful, elegant nonsense I’ve ever read:
He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.

Mmm… summer reading. I’m trying to work my way through all of Vonnegut by September. That man consistently expounded the most meaningful, elegant nonsense I’ve ever read:

He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.

#tumblrs, I thought you loved me…

Or at least loved to make fun of me. Remember? All those lulz we had at my expense. Remember? I was to be his protege.

So what changed? Why the ban? Weren’t the tenfold-per-hour kicks enough? Did your feet get sore?

Unrelated: Sweet Spicy Chili is the most delicious Dorito flavor I’ve ever tasted. And the packaging? Purple. Michael Ian Black doesn’t know what he’s talking about. If only I had known about them sooner. Things might have turned out differently, deliciously.

See what’s happening to me, #tumblrs? Without you all I have are Doritos to fall back on. Do you want to be held responsible for the souls of all the overly seasoned tortilla chips I’m about to consume? Yeah, think about that the next time you’re unable to make fun of me (to my webface) because I got booted.

Bet you feel miserable now. I’ll understand if you come cyber-crawling back to me, begging me to rejoin.

Aside: Your quote log’s pagination is backwards.

Tagged as: cybersorrow IRC
And my favorite webcomic is… actually not XKCD.
To those of you that haven’t yet been exposed to the comicedic genius that is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, here are the 734 most recent installments of single-strip, consistently humorous gif gold.
Recurring themes include: child abuse, spousal abuse, misogyny, dating, suicide, malpractice, the afterlife, and so much more!
There are hours of your life to be wasted. Get to it.

And my favorite webcomic is… actually not XKCD.

To those of you that haven’t yet been exposed to the comicedic genius that is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, here are the 734 most recent installments of single-strip, consistently humorous gif gold.

Recurring themes include: child abuse, spousal abuse, misogyny, dating, suicide, malpractice, the afterlife, and so much more!

There are hours of your life to be wasted. Get to it.

Tagged as: comics SMBC
Ethan Sherbondy

Super Mario 64 DS Review by Ethan Sherbondy

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 50 Plays

Source (Audio cuts off abruptly on original page because the file exceeds the allotted storage space on my laughable roadrunner site)

Super Mario 64 DS review, circa 2005. Smooth-talking commentator: One Mr. Ethan Sherbondy, age 13.

I can only hope that a kind internet soul out there might one day remix this and initiate an aural web phenomenon by which all others are measured. Come on, internet, do it for the children. Do it for the prepubescent teens. Do it for me. Do it live.

Note: My postings will probably be reduced to a sustainable frequency once submitting dark secrets from my past (and other assorted bits) stops being so outrageously fun. Read: Never. Read: In a couple of days.

It begins

I’ve been meaning to start posting for a while. I registered this domain four months ago. For four months it’s stagnated, lurking in the world wide web’s bowels. Today, Too Epic is born.

My first post was supposed to be eruptive, but I’m done waiting for the volcano in my mind’s pants to awaken. This will do for now.

Welcome to my stream of urine.

Tagged as: site naissance
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