iPhone 3G

It’s been a week since I last posted.

On the night of July 10th, I set my alarm for 6:00 am.

On July 11th my alarm did not sound. I awoke at 7:30 am. To this day I’m unsure what happened, but all the same I’m proud of myself for somehow getting up unassisted before noon. I proceeded to hit up every local AT&T store. Each had only received enough phones to satisfy half of the line attendees. In desperation, at 9:00 am, I journeyed to the nearest Apple store. There I queued for nine hours. Upon passing through the glossy gates of gadgetry, I fell victim to AT&T’s misfiled account records and the Apple store’s unpreparedness.  My tribulations are in the vein of this guy’s accounts.

Never again will I attend an iPhone launch.

I did eventually get the phone, two days ago, through AT&T’s direct fulfillment.

Most of the applications I downloaded in anticipation for the phone’s release I’ve since deleted. Some apps, like Evernote and NetNewsWire are too sloppily put together to bother with for now.  Others, like AOL radio and last.fm, turned out to be redundant: Pandora is amazing.

iPhone Home Screen

More to come.

Tagged as: iPhone 3G

Skitch as a site prototyping utility

This is part two. Design is not my forte, but I’m making an effort to understand it better. I appreciate aesthetics as a means of optimizing the end user’s experience. I am continually tweaking and rethinking elements of my current and previous failed theme designs. For this reason, an application that lets me annotate potential alterations and sketch out design revisions is important.

Skitch, surprisingly, does this very well:

It is no substitute for Photoshop, but it doesn’t get in the way of my thoughts.

Twitter as a collaborative narration tool»

Welcome to part one of a two part series, wherein I explain the rationale behind my using conventional web services to unconventional ends. Enter Great Expectations: A Tale of Two Twitters, a heap of textual nonsense coauthored by myself and Hao Lian.

I don’t tweet much. Most tweets are insignificant blips: mundane tasks logged for the enjoyment of whom? I have no idea. Composing intriguing, endearing tales of mermaids and pants bulges suits me better.

Try it.

Tagged as: narratives Twitter

Rethinking tumblr’s customize interface

Tumblr’s customize page, in its current state, isn’t very usable. Editing a custom theme within the 180-pixel-high textbox provided is painful. I suspect most, if not all, theme designers exclusively edit their templates externally. This isn’t necessarily a bad thing. Tumblr’s interface cannot be held to the same standards as single-purposed, desktop-class text editing applications. What it should do, though, is at least function well enough for slight adjustments to be made sans the carpel-tunnel inducing scrolling.

The embedded preview page, too, is just as worthless. As noted previously by Matthew Buchanan, it fails to encompass all potential post types and lacks pagination. Furthermore, because it occupies 400 or so pixels of vertical space on most monitors, scrolling is required. Designers can’t possibly get a decent gist of a them when they’re forced to scroll through the preview in chunks. To address these inadequacies, I propose some alterations be made to the customize page. Here’s a mockup of what I’d like to see done.

Most notably, this mockup features vertically separated tabs as opposed to the horizontal ones seen in the current interface. Text edit fields are resultantly wider and longer. If implemented, I’d expect the left editing portion of the page to have a minimum width of 640 pixels and be horizontally scalable to take advantage of screen real estate on larger, widescreen displays.

Also new is the view type bar along the top of the page. This would allow users to quickly swap between display modes. Edit mode expands the left frame to take up the entire page width, whereas preview mode similarly makes the page preview take up the screen.  Split is the view mode featured in the mockup.

Because the split view mode probably wouldn’t work optimally for tumblr users with narrower displays (1024 pixels wide and under), it’d be wise to implement page width detection, defaulting to edit mode for smaller screens. Even so, I’m pretty sure swapping between the edit and preview views as necessary is less problematic than today’s customize page.

Above is a mockup of the Theme tab under split view. I much prefer this. Syntax coloring would be ideal, but I’m guessing that’s insanely difficult to implement, so I can do without it.

Another idea I had for improving upon theme editing from within the customize page is shown. It’s called new theme from template.  When clicked, the text box is populated with the markup for Bill Israel’s/Richard Dunlop-Walter’s CustomCSS theme so that tumblr users can quickly compose a theme of their own without worrying about tumblr’s syntax.

Poorly written commentary and mockup inconsistencies/alignment issues aside, I hope you tumblefolk can see the logic behind this concept. If my suggestions are at all unclear or come off as poorly thought out, reblog with any queries and/or ideas of your own. Better yet, make even cooler mockups. I’d love to see them, and I can only hope David or whoever’s in charge of the customize interface listens to our suggestions and makes something amazing of them.

Tagged as: tumblr criticism
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 48 Plays

Making Me Nervous by Brad Sucks. Once again found on MeFi. The man behind this operation, Brad, is extremely rad. Read the about page on his website and prepare to agree with me. He created the default sounds for Pidgin. You can’t get any awesomer than that. Oh wait, yes you can: did I mention he gives away his music for free? Because he definitely does (click download all for link to zipped album).

Brad, the only thing you suck is the teat of excellence.

Tagged as: free music
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.] 25 Plays

The Book of Love, extracted from metafilter, composed and sung by The Harvey Girls.

Tagged as: metafilter

Metafilter music»

I doubt many people are familiar with the music section of metafilter, wherein original pieces from the community’s members are submitted for the webpublic’s enjoyment. I’ve actually come upon some excellent songs (favorite in following post), but something slightly troubling is its lack of a download button for later, potentially offline, enjoyment. Sure, the RSS feed links you to the fifteen most recent submissions, and sure, a visit to Safari’s Activity window could direct you to the file’s location, but a sexier solution is called for.

And what is it called? Why the Mysterious Musical Metapirate, naturally. It has bookmarklet support too, so you know it must be cyberhip and cybertrendy. If people actually went to MeFi music for their melodious yearnings, this would probably be a well used webapp. For now, its target audience of two is satisfied, and that is enough.

Note: Metapirate was implemented entirely by Hao Lian. I provided only immoral support.

Tagged as: internet things
Mmm… summer reading. I’m trying to work my way through all of Vonnegut by September. That man consistently expounded the most meaningful, elegant nonsense I’ve ever read:
He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.

Mmm… summer reading. I’m trying to work my way through all of Vonnegut by September. That man consistently expounded the most meaningful, elegant nonsense I’ve ever read:

He had a tremendous wang, incidentally. You never know who’ll get one.

#tumblrs, I thought you loved me…

Or at least loved to make fun of me. Remember? All those lulz we had at my expense. Remember? I was to be his protege.

So what changed? Why the ban? Weren’t the tenfold-per-hour kicks enough? Did your feet get sore?

Unrelated: Sweet Spicy Chili is the most delicious Dorito flavor I’ve ever tasted. And the packaging? Purple. Michael Ian Black doesn’t know what he’s talking about. If only I had known about them sooner. Things might have turned out differently, deliciously.

See what’s happening to me, #tumblrs? Without you all I have are Doritos to fall back on. Do you want to be held responsible for the souls of all the overly seasoned tortilla chips I’m about to consume? Yeah, think about that the next time you’re unable to make fun of me (to my webface) because I got booted.

Bet you feel miserable now. I’ll understand if you come cyber-crawling back to me, begging me to rejoin.

Aside: Your quote log’s pagination is backwards.

Tagged as: cybersorrow IRC
And my favorite webcomic is… actually not XKCD.
To those of you that haven’t yet been exposed to the comicedic genius that is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, here are the 734 most recent installments of single-strip, consistently humorous gif gold.
Recurring themes include: child abuse, spousal abuse, misogyny, dating, suicide, malpractice, the afterlife, and so much more!
There are hours of your life to be wasted. Get to it.

And my favorite webcomic is… actually not XKCD.

To those of you that haven’t yet been exposed to the comicedic genius that is Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, here are the 734 most recent installments of single-strip, consistently humorous gif gold.

Recurring themes include: child abuse, spousal abuse, misogyny, dating, suicide, malpractice, the afterlife, and so much more!

There are hours of your life to be wasted. Get to it.

Tagged as: comics SMBC
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